About Ondro "n_c" Miklas

Now, I'm sure you wanna know something about Ondro. So I'll write a few words and afterwards you can send him some flowers or your lingerie :)

Ondro's life is full of lies and nonsense. His body is a lie, his life is a lie, his mouth is a lie, his eyes are green (green is the color of liars). Everything what does come from his mouth is a possible lie. Or it is also possible, that it wouldn't be true. Even his name is probably not Ondro but Dionyz. But if you want to know something more, write him an e-mail. This is it: ondro[dot]miklas[at]gmail[dot]com

And now something about his social life. Ondro is shy. Very shy. He is so shy, that even his red boots are getting red, when they see another red boots. He was never drunk. Only superdrunk or wasted (these two words mean the same). Ondro's friends are dead (yes you're right, he loves the song by Turbonegro) so he is probably so alone. I don't know, if you know who I am? I am his second I. The worse one. Or the better one?

Ondro likes beer.
Ondro is your new elektronik_supersonik dictator.
Ondro is greater, bigger and nicer than Ashtar Sheran.
He can do the ska dance.
He loves him self.
He is using a digital camera.

Photography Equipment

Panasonic DMC-FZ50
Velbon tripod (I don't even know its exact name)